Galileo Tech Media, the nation’s leading Wise Content provider, announces the launch of a new content producer, Emily. The new entity will feature fresh new perspectives on diapers, gastrointestinal issues especially at night, bottles of formula, and eventual a full line of expensive toys.
“We just love the new addition to our corporate family, “said Galileo CEO Joseph Franklyn McElroy. “We feel there is always room for a new content producer and look forward to the rich stories she produces.” ‘
“At Galileo, we anticipate entering the college market someday and am sure Emily will be a good spotter of new trends,” McElroy continued. “Our Wise Content science will greatly improve with her growing knowledge of life and success.”
When asked about the difficulty of the launch process, VP of Mother Services Torie Ketcham responded with an “Ahhh” but then beamed with what could only be described as a happy smile.
Galileo will employ a long-term patience strategy and anticipates a return on investment 20 to 30 years in the future. “Though we suspect that Emily will be precocious and start producing content just a few years into this venture,” McElroy said.
Galileo Tech media is headquartered in New York City.